Vespers on the Rocks
The Worst Way to Seat Nine People
The Van is a 2001 Mercedes Sprinter. Its gas mileage is terrible and it is very clearly in need of some transmission fluid. The seats are oddly stained and there is a grimy lair of dust basically everywhere.
It has ensorceled plates that cannot be remembered, making it essentially untraceable, though the police can still pull it over, just not issue a citation. It has a cruel parody of “new car smell” that no one can seem to locate or remove. Attempts to use air fresheners just add to the stink.