Vespers on the Rocks
A third-rate knockoff snack company with an impressive product line and sinister business practices
Fun Onions – More fun than a regular Onion!
Soda PhD – Caffeine Free Dr. Soda
Flavoritos – Bursting with Flavor!
Twizzums – Twizzletastic!
Wax Faces – “When lips just aren’t enough”
Ridges (Yogurt and Shallot, Pemmican, Standard) “Rrrrridges have Rrrrruffles!”
One or more of the following margarine products: