Azimuth Eateries

A third-rate knockoff snack company with an impressive product line and sinister business practices

Fun Onions – More fun than a regular Onion!
Dr. Soda
Soda PhD – Caffeine Free Dr. Soda
MM’s
McSandburg’s
Flavoritos – Bursting with Flavor!
Want-A-Cola
Twizzums – Twizzletastic!
Swede Fish
Wax Faces – “When lips just aren’t enough”
Cheese Swivels
Ridges (Yogurt and Shallot, Pemmican, Standard) “Rrrrridges have Rrrrruffles!”
Chippos
One or more of the following margarine products:

Azimuth Eateries

Vespers on the Rocks TivatUnger TivatUnger